satire

The National Party – always managing to lower the standards.

Australian Colonel Sanders with terrible sunburn 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, both think they are God. 

The quick red unionist jumps over the lazy blue dog

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a gun loving psychopath whose political malice and malevolence is a genuine threat to democracy, the other is Judith Collins.  

How crazy are the Republicans right now?

COSTER: Knock. knock. BRIDGES: Who’s there? COSTER: Woke BRIDGES: Woke who? COSTER: Too woke to joke sucka! BRIDGES: …..

Th quick red dragon jumps over the lazy white kiwi.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, both are Peter Jackson’s precious 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a psychopath and the other is a fictional character from a well known Children’s book series.