Political Caption Competition – Jacinda Ardern Special





A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
You! You wanna be a Jacinda cinder?
(after final Leader’s debate)
Hosking!
WINZ is that way.
Well that miserable old guy on Breakfast radio and TV1 Seven Sharp gets high ratings, so we have to compete with him. But now Labour has entered the realm of inspired female leadership, we may have to ‘tug the forelock’ – so to speak – or not, at our peril.
Jacinda competiition
I’m coming for you Bill!
Pardon, a slip there.
Take ‘we’ and ‘our’ as ‘they’ and ‘their’.
‘They’ being the other members of the bunch of white male upstart misogynists of similar ilk.
BUT ( * POINTS FINGER * ) YOU ,…..
Interlectual curses
Such language from you; – media; – zip it!
You now need to listen to sense from me & the public also for a change!