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Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
“Keep your finger in the ‘Dyke’, Bill, to keep up the flow out of my mouth!”
Geez Bill. Thats good. If only you had a ponytail.
“Bill sure knows how to squeeze the old money-bags! Yipee!”
“One Billion dollars!”
(kiss your ghost surplus goodbye Bill)
“The Duke of Dipton award for creative accounting goes to the Minister of Finance for vetoing a Private Member’s Bill on the basis of the unbudgeted cost per year for an extra eight weeks paid parental leave – or did you say for the total extra cost over four years, Bill?”
key:..’get your finger out of there..!’
english: ‘my pope ordered catholics like me in positions of power to help the poor/disposessed..yeah..nah..eh..?’
key: ‘you’re a shocker..!..you are..!..’
key:..’the idiots believed us – when we promised that brighter future..!
..when we promised compassionate-conservatism.
..’compassionate-conservatism’..w.t.f. is that anyway..?..hah hah..!’..
Look, Key to the double dipper? Joined at the hip.–errr pocket.
I’ve fooled the dumb arsed kiwi’s finally haven’t I?
Pure corruption and evil personified in duplicated creepy form!