Political Caption Competition

SHANE: “Shane Jones likes to refer to Shane Jones about the things that Shane Jones likes. Shane Jones”.
PAULA: “Whaaaaaat?”

SHANE: “Shane Jones likes to refer to Shane Jones about the things that Shane Jones likes. Shane Jones”.
PAULA: “Whaaaaaat?”

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Tweedle de and Tweedle dum!
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam
Close your eyes and I´ll kiss you
Tomorrow I´ll miss you
If I scrunch up my face like this do you think they will think I am intelligent.