Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“Do your worst Merkel. We stopped you lot in 1940 and we’ll do it again now. This is England you’re up against here!”
London stalling…
“I’m nothing like Donald Trump. For a start we don’t need to build a wall. We’ve got the Channel. And we’re only ‘repairing’ Hadrian’s Wall; the Romans actually built that, so you should address your concerns to Rome and all the other bloody Papists…”
“My hair is completely different to Trump’s. He brushes it the opposite way…”
“… and as well as all that, being a tosser will once again be fashionable…”
Boris the spider…
“The English, the English, the English are best,
I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest…”
“We won! We won! I think we won…”
Just because he has opposable thumbs does not prove Boris in any way represents human progress.
“The rise of Roman Emperors has been my lifetime study, but I may have to be satisfied with the remnants of the British Empire as Prime Minister of England only – after Scotland and Northern Ireland exert their independence.”
“We do have similarities, in appearance and in aspiration, but I do declare that Donald Trump does not emanate from the same gene pool.”
He comes from New York
EU referendum live results — tracker
NZ time 4.30pm.
Oh my my!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2016/jun/23/eu-referendum-live-results-and-analysis
Remain
48%
14,644,241
Leave
52%
15,748,366
Estimated votes remaining
30 of 382 local authorities still to declare
What I got my town back from those pesky foreigner’s?
Hurrah, hurrah, God save the Queen.