Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“And thus I clothe my naked villainy / With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ / And seem a saint when most I play the devil.”
V For Vendetta
Well, the God I believe in isn’t short of cash, mister. ~ Bono
Oh fuck
God loves me, but I love money says he.
“I spoke to a $100 bill” -and several thousand sheep. Don’t forget the sheep.
Redefining bishopprick…
“So young Grasshopper you have finally discovered the universal truth of harmony and wellbeing. What will you do with it?”