Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
The axing of iwi radio’s national te reo Māori news service raises urgent questions about democracy, media freedom, and who gets to be heard in Aotearoa.

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
“Where all around us ancient ills
devour like blackberry the hills.
On every product of the time
left fall a poisoned rain of rhyme,
Sings Harry”
“Do you know who I am – I work alongside Blinguish.”
“He prefers me without the distraction of my voluptuous red lips – he is very devout.”
“I’ve got more important things to do with him, than worry about what my staff say to the media.”
It wasn’t me.–I wasn’t there .Really truly, I actually was at the time lecturing at our parties monthly ‘Lying for backbenchers training session’.–ask them,not me.
I have no comment that hasn’t been approved by our political spin doctors lads sorry.
It’s not true that the PM does not like me…he is just telling his usual fibs…but hey want’s new…