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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
In Occupied Palestine – 14 February 2026
In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
bennett:..’arbeit macht frei!’…
Neon pink and morals that stink. Gossip queen – needs to go.
Pink Storm Trooper
I’m channeling Judith Collins
” If I can make it, you can too. Just pick yourself up, dust yourself off and take this free train ticket to Ashburton and stop whining. ”
We don’t want whingers and moaners here in our fairy tale rock star economy state of denial. I don’t want to face the media as they cause me such distress and frankly they are all beneath me. “
Should I hate a people for the shade of their skin
Or the shape of their eyes or the shape Im in
Should I hate em for having our jobs today
No I hate the men sent the jobs away
–
Empty storefronts around the square
Theres a needle in the gutter and glass everywhere
You dont come down here unless youre looking to score
We cant make it here anymore
–
Will I work for food, will I die for oil
Will kill for power and to us the spoils
The billionaires get to pay less tax
The working poor get to fall through the cracks
–
Some have maxed out all their credit cards
Some are working two jobs and living in cars
Minimum wage wont pay for a roof, wont pay for a drink
If you gotta have proof just try it yourself Mr. C.E.O.
Take a part time job at one your stores
I bet you cant make it here anymore
– Lyrics – J MCMURTRY
Bennet named as the new minister in charge of S & M at future National party conferences
Why don’t you all heel to me and bow!!!
If this women is supposed to be an example of Feminism, then we were better off before it, when we were only oppressed by half the nation. What kind of mother allows policy that forces children and other mothers to sleep in cars?
let us not forget this did not happen overnite – it is (uncaring) labours’ as much to own as it is these (uncaring) tory-bastards..
You couldn’t even botox a genuine smile on this woman’s face. She makes Ruth Richardson look like an angel in comparison.
As he looks at the back of her dyed head of hair, he shakes his head and asks — ” how did she get in charge of helping out and having compassion for our most vulnerable and our car and sidewalk dwellers ? “
bennett: ‘no..!..i will not show you where i hid the ladder..!..it’s mine..!
..it’s my precious..!’
bennett:..’i am standing on the shoulders of solo-mothers that came after me’..
You will do exactly as I say! Got it?
Whaddaya mean Mussolini?!!!
I’m coming as Margaret Thatcher!
or Hillary “crook” Clinton – my current real wet dream.
bennett: ‘d’you know what parliamentary question i am dreading next week..?
..it’s: how many of the 450+ (so-called) p-contaminated state houses have only had ‘p’ smoked in them..?..have not been used as labs…
..and are therefor quite save for families to move back into..?..’
..and when they find out how long i have known this – and how much taxpayer money has gone down the gurgler paying grifters for cleaning houses i knew didn’t actually need cleaning – and at thirty grand a pop…?.
..they will go ballistic..eh..?
..especially that paul henry..’
bennett:..’i am an aspostate..!..and proud of it..!
..f#ck the poor..!…i ain’t there no more..!’
They seek her here, they seek her there…
The Scarlet Pimpinhell
taniwha casts hex on arrogant MP
” My tightly crossed arms and bulging tits and neon pink jacket spells out that I am a woman in charge – a power hungry; tight jawed elitist.
I am in control, just ask my serial lying leader. “
‘don’t mess with me sweety ‘
Tremble before me lesser beings, for I am Paula, Queen of Hacks. Whenever it is vitally important that a job be neglected; whenever even Minister Against the Environment Nick Smith can’t be trusted to be incompetent enough; whenever even Judith Collins is not enough of a distraction from policies intentional social degradation; whenever beleaguered plutocrats cry out for fear of democracy, I will be there – wronging rights and being flamboyantly outrageous, for I am Paula Queen of Hacks!
bennett:..’whew..!..thank goodness the dumbarse-media haven’t joined the dots – and started asking me just how many of the so-called p-contaminated houses aren’t actually p-contaminated..
..i dodged one there..i thought they would be all over that – especially that paul henry – with me spending thirty-grand of taxpayers money on cleaning each house that doesn’t actually need cleaning..(!)…and just for ideological-reasons..?
..it is such a useful tool to use to run down the state-housing stock – say it’s p-contaminated – evict the losers – and flog off the houses to the private sector..
..brilliant..!
..a plan so cunning it comes with its’ own toothpick..’
bennett:..’i came – i saw – i conquered!’
Minister of grass huts.
May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still hesitating
Any dream will do
– Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Any Dream Will Do – Lyrics