Political Caption Competition
It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy
I was once like you are now, and I know that it’s not easy,
To be calm when you’ve found something going on
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you’ve got
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not
To be calm when you’ve found something going on
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you’ve got
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not
That’s Toby Manhire – people seem to think it’s Matt Nippert!
who hasn’t got them confused before..?…c’mon..!
and i be these ‘people’ you speak of…
i was stoned …
(you try telling them apart then..!..they blur into one..if high enough.)
hooton: ‘i would like to sing a song to you if i may – matthew..
i was born in a cross-fire hurricane – and i howled at my ma – in the driving rain’..
but it’s alright now – in fact it’s a gas’…
(ahem..!..apologies for this outburst of entries – i blame the caffeine and the cannabis – myself..)
hooton: ‘we are so much alike – matthew – you and i – do you realise that yet..?…
nippert clearly not taking the news well – that he was sired by a crypto-fascist….
where to go for your matts…
hooton: ‘you do realise matt – that we are both really on the same side – we both support the current neoliberal-model – and we have a common enemy in the soon-to-be-arriving radical green socialists – you do realise this ..don’t you..?..matt..?’
Why not link to the Cat Stevens song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERildSsWxM
Ok. I dislike Matthew Hooters, but he is good at stirring, and this useless government deserves it, just so.
hooton: ‘you are my son..!’…
the 2019 hair-do smackdown: the tousled (deep inside i’m still really a teenager) middle-aged look vs. yr standard cropping favoured by the ageing fascists amongst us…
(they do so like that bristle-look..those fascists – i think it is ‘cos they do so like to bristle so much – those fascists – always able to find something real/imagined to bristle/fulminate about..)