Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“I am going to build the best camps. I am a builder and I know how to build. I’ll get the best people and these will be the most beautiful camps. I know the best people, the best builders, the best guards, and we will build the greatest, best most beautiful camps and then… I am going to make the Muslims pay for those camps! [Cheers]. They will pay for those camps, and they will thank me. Those Muslims are going to realise that Trump is their best friend and we will have a final solution to the Muslim problem. I am going to make America safe again” [rapturous cheers and chants of “Trump! Trump! Trump!]
Empty Vessels make the most noise.
Boo…Boo…Boo…
I’m an idiot…
Are you too…
Boo…Boo…Boo
This is the guy who was shit scared to go to Vietnam…an American Hero…
“I’m gonna moon the whole world…”