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Ombre mai fool…
You keep saying, you got something for me
Something you call love but confess
You’ve been messin’ where you shouldn’t have been messin’
And now someone else is getting all your best
These boots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you
Did you ever?
Not so much, that you could notice
Could you estimate how many?
8 or 9
Will you do it anymore?
As soon as you walk out the door
Well I just wonder, did you ever?
All the time
We met at nine
We met at eight
I was on time
No, you were late
Ah, yes, I remember it well
We dined with friends
We dined alone
A tenor sang
A baritone
Ah, yes, I remember it well
I have heard among this clan
You are called a forgotten man
Is that what they’re sayin’?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!
I say tomato,
And you say tomato…
“Infected minds
To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets”
“Hark, she speaks. I will set down what comes from her, to
satisfy my remembrance the more strongly”
“Yet here’s a spot”
“What, will these hands ne’er be clean?”
”Oh c’mon, John … begging for a fourth term isn’t going to cut it… they’re not that dumb ” ….
“My hand’s are clean, Judas, I mean Judith”. ” That one’s not Donald, I mean Trump”.
Wrong.–“On the other hand?”– there could be a policeman!
Max is better looking than his Dad…but both of them use their cell phones while driving…
“Vot caaan yu do”!?
“Trust me-you know you can”
“Yeah, right! Not happening dude.”
“I wouldn’t shake his hand if I were you. He just sneezed into them.”
“I’ve got shit on you Jonny boy as you are a grubby bent operator!
So get me your job, or I will sing like a bellbird!!”