Political Caption Competition

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1. “Military dictatorship is another thing I’m relaxed about.” Says Key.

   “At the end of the day we might have to try it ourselves back home if the polls look bad.”

   1. 1000% Pasupial

2. John Key is all ears as gets some top tips from Fijian leader on how to shut down democracy and the media.

3. Aww come on B1 you know Fiji is very important to New Zealand just ask Steve Hansen !!!

4. key:..’so..you reckon i should mount a coup..?’

5. key:..’if i send james shaw to you – on some government mission or other..will you imprison and torture him for me..?.’

6. bainmarama:..’water-boarding is very over-rated..y’know..!’

7. key:..’how do you shut-down free-speech frank..?..how do you make it certain that the questioning is never even seen..?..do you control what is seen by the blog-readers..?..so they never even know of any dissenting views from the ones you want..?

   ..is that how you do it..?..’

8. “Frank, I can offer you a better deal than President Xi Jinping. My Government will not impose a sugar tax – and I will take my holidays in Fiji. It’s closer to home than Hawaii – in case the New Zealand Military get a bit restless if Paula Bennett tries to use their barracks for emergency housing.”

9. Me Houdini,-very much so magic white man.

10. He’s a good ole boy – says jonky donk, he’s just like me.
    No worries, no problems, all looks fine in our fairy tale world called
    ” WE’VE GOT EM ALL FOOLED ”
    Look, we’re even wearing the same shirts – two peas in a pod – happy days.

11. “Hey Frank bro, can you give me a few pointers on how to get persistent agitator journalists John Campbell and Nicky Hager to disappear?”

12. Shithead & Shithead INC.

13. See? I can reach for my glass faster than you. Now, lets try it with loaded guns . . .

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