Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Soymin says – “If I keep my eyes shut maybe it will all go away…la la la la la.”
Crusher plots – “Maybe I’ll enlist some more help from my relation Jabba the Hutt.”
Pulla – “Oh no…that really was a large pile of shit hitting the fan!”
‘ Recalling her hero Scar of the Lion King cartoon , Judith emphasizes .. ‘I’m surrounded by idiots’ …
Judith: “A measly $100 Grand donation? These guys are total amateurs. I got more than ten times that from Oravida!”
Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
(went down to the river to bathe,
Adam and Eve were drowned
and who do think was saved ?)