Political Caption Competition

What do you mean there’s a storm coming? I didn’t order a storm!

What do you mean there’s a storm coming? I didn’t order a storm!

Damien Grant: Hug your kids today. They may be drafted tomorrow I don’t often cite Karl Marx but the gentleman…

The Oligarchy Mordor is in the New Zealand Shire… Giga-yachts, golden visas and the Gilded Age: The startling escalation of…
This single stock has generated US$33 billion in wealth. Is it time to sell or hold forever? When you look…

The grim reality is that Trump is now a desperate bully and desperate bullies are dangerous. The longer the Strait…

National have showed us what they think ‘protecting the people’ during crisis looks like from their point of view and…

Wow! The full scale of how Judith Collins and Winston Peters set Judge Ema Aitken up in kangaroo court fiasco…
“Hello, Dimitri….I’m fine….Now then, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb….The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb….Well, now, what happened is that, uh, one of our base commanders…he went a little funny in the head….and he went and did a silly thing….He ordered his planes to attack your country.”
“… At the third stroke it will be 3:15 and 40 seconds…”
“No not enchiladas. Cheeseburgers. And a Cole…”
Has anybody here seen Kelly?
K-E double L-Y…