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Metiria are you sleeping better now Labour’s on board, but how do we get Winston on our row boat?
Is yours gin?
“Metiria, you can’t deny that Winston is old and believes that the world is flat, that he still opposes the Maori seats while being Maori himself. This makes him more like an old Muldoon / Key supporter who has lost his way. All we have to do is to put Peters in an empty wine box and he’ll stay happy for the next ten years…
Both thinking
Is that his minister of finance tie?
Is that her minister of finance lipstick?
Shaw … “She thinks she’s the leader, when I know I’m the true leader.”
Turei … “He thinks he’s the leader, when I know I’m the true leader.”
Julie Anne Genter is “recognised within the transportation industry as an expert on parking policy” – which seat will she occupy?
” Whats that your drinking , Metiria ? ”
” Shush… I bring a little something stronger so I can get through Keys addresses without throwing up…”
” Oh… good idea… maybe I should as well …”
Two of the only people in Parliament who actually realise how serious climate change is
“So, have you talked to Winston yet?”
“No hurry. Wait for the sound and fury to subside.”
Trust green paint?
Shaw thing…
Shaw celebrates MoU by wearing a Labour tie…