Political Caption Competition

“Alright, alright – I surrender.”

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
What superhero skill would I choose? Flying of course! Let me demonstrate..
Man detained after proclaiming to be the second coming to primary school.
Please don’t shoot me Maggie ! You can have my job.
Please don’t shoot me Judith! You can have my job.
Please don’t shoot me Paula! You can have my job.
‘Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hal…’
“I am NOT a crook…”
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.”