Political Caption Competition

There is nothing fear from Jacinda being a new Mum back in Parliament, Clarke’s neckbeard however does require 24 hour crisis coverage

There is nothing fear from Jacinda being a new Mum back in Parliament, Clarke’s neckbeard however does require 24 hour crisis coverage

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
If we had waited another year we would have missed the last human generation.
Clarke: “Has ‘Uncle Trevor’ called and offered to change Neve’s nappies in parliament yet?”
Jacinda: Yep, four times this week so far…”