Political Caption Competition

Fire blocks Auckland Motorway – National blames Labour and Mike Hosking, Duncan Garner, Kate Hawkesby, Barry Soper and Heather du Plessis-Allan all argue this is what happens when Winston Peters takes over the country

Fire blocks Auckland Motorway – National blames Labour and Mike Hosking, Duncan Garner, Kate Hawkesby, Barry Soper and Heather du Plessis-Allan all argue this is what happens when Winston Peters takes over the country

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Well, if under Winston Peters watch, Air New Zealand are able to serve Synthetic Beef Burgers when high in the sky – anything is possible on terra firma!
Drive-by-flamethrowers, a new craze in West Auckland…
Kamikaze driving mooted as a practical solution to Auckland’s traffic problems…
Police use a new tactic to make recalcitrant road taxpayers pay up…