Political Caption Competition


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No fucking way, ANOTHER execution by Trump’s paramilitary private militia… Man shot by federal agents in Minneapolis has died, police…

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“Diabolical neo-liberal mastermind frolics with succubi at heir apparent’s coming of age…”
Dear daily blog. Could you please stop tormenting me with such tempting caption subjects as the above. I’m running low on vitriolic comments. Thanks in anticipation for your prompt action. Phew!!!
Good comment I just rushed to the pan to throw up!
Anyway My tupence is;
“Look someone loves me”!!!
Yeah! Right!
Master race cloning program proceeding well
I always wondered what Crosby and Textor looked like?
Oh dear-the tories have the above Crosby Textor, Who does labour have-Harambe the Gorilla? Anyway in response to the probably last caption competition.-Is that really Robin coming out? Does Batman know?-or is it a ploy? Who is Batman ?-My head hurts.
Daddy Megabucks … “Ponytail dress-ups later girls?”
How to be safe around NZ’s PM.
Ensure you are ponytail free.
Meet my two new Ministers.
” Aye oop, Foggy … its Hugh Hefner ! ”
” No,…its that dreadful man from the Antipodes who pees in his shower ”.
”Ooo er… so it tis’ !”
This is the creepy old fossil who wants to come to all my parties…
He’s just a regular, fun guy like you and me.
“Now, if I can just get rid of Bronagh for 10 minutes….”
“look mum no hands”
He’s paying us for this, right?
He’d better be, or he’d better move his hand from my arse . . .