Political Caption Competition

SIMON: Hello, I’m Simon Bridges, I’m the leader of the National Party. I’m really excited to get excited for NZ. I’m passionate about being passionate. I believe we need to believe. This Government is a waste of a waste. I’m looking forward to moving forward. I’m here to hold account to account. I’m passionate. How are you?
FISH: I’m a fish Simon.






The fish rots from the head down simon, get it, from the head down.
What’s scaly, slimy, rots when exposed to sunlight, and isn’t Judith Collins?
Where are the people wanting to have selfies, or a chat with Simon during his recent all alone trek around NZ? Obviously definitely no pulling power in the Bridges to Nowhere man!
Welcome to gore sounds like an invitation to Judith Collins…
Bridges’ contemplates arch-enemy and old trout Collins…
Bridges.
A fish out of water.
Fishy character.
With National having jumped the shark years ago, a desperate Bridges contemplates an even more risky political manoeuvre.
For a small nation a shocking number of NZ politicians use dead fish as props.