Political Caption Competition

11 Comments

1. My name is “billy bunter” oh no I say again; –

   My name is gerry Brownlee.

   I am proud of what I have achieved in Christchurch; –

   Because I dont want to live there any more as it is a broken city.

   I will not try to crash the airport gates again.

2. U da bom Trev…

3. “No, I believe my size makes me MORE important…”

4. National Party politician continues to function despite having blood supply to head interrupted by requirement to wear tie.
   “We saw no difference in his behaviour or level of competence, thus confirming that, as with all National MPs, they don’t use their brain to perform their role”, the Chief Scientific Advisor reported.

5. trevor mallard said that i ate all the bloody pies..

   i did not eat all of the bloody pies – kelvin davies helped me..

6. brownlee: ‘is he looking at me..?..i can feel him looking at me..shit..!’..

7. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has warned that the amount of hot air coming out of this fat fuck’s mouth could double the current rate of global warming.

8. croak…………. croak…………reebet……..croak

9. Let me tell you this, Trevor Duck Mallard is a bloody coward, I’ve been gunning for him everywhere, he keeps avoiding me. Its shooting season Trev and me and my national mates are a duck huntin.

10. Brownlee brings insult to other Woodwork teachers.

    A good thing he turned to being a public neoliberal puppet and away from embittering young minds.

    Bullies and bullshit stick together.

11. … and then I scrabbled for the moral high ground and got indignant and chucked in the democracy word – don’t really know what it means but it gets the masses riled up

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