Political Caption Competition

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
He can looked as fucked up as he likes, and, the more stubble this better. Tell it like it is WP
… don’t hold the niceties you grumpy old bastard and , thank God there is still one like you left in town
I stopped animals having a death face like mine, by ending the use of 1080.
A face like a smacked bum …
“Well I’m not a pretty face – without assistance.
“In the morning, a night owl needs sufficient time to re-hydrate the consequences of an overdose of diuretics.
“But wait ! There’s more.
“I’ll slay you with my 180 degree ‘killer’ smile.”
“I have nothing to offer but blood, iron and race horses…”
Attributed to Bismark before he was sunk in the Atlantic…