Political Caption Competition

This is America

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Person with the most hair wins.
Judith Collins unhappy at missing out on a date with the deal maker.
Another of the Chump’s conquests about to tell all …
The father of the bride…
Psychiatrists locate the origin of Trump’s submissive urinatory sexual predilections…
You think you’re a man but you’re only a boy
You think you’re a man, you are only a toy
You think you’re a man but you just couldn’t see
You weren’t man enough to satisfy me.
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