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Luxon’s Post-Cabinet Press Conference questioning his leadership was hilariously outshone by Nicola Willis. He managed to look as useless as…

Every time there is a spike in some terrible allegation against Trump in the Epstein Files, he starts a war……

Down 420points! That’s a stoners irony! 3.11% down – one of the largest single day drops since Covid! No American…

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Job’s a good un!
Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
“To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call economics; and where they make a desert, they call it prudent governance.” Tacitus – The Life and Death of Friedman
The enduring legacy of FJK. Apocalypse NZ
With this backdrop carnage to my conquest of Zealandia I now arise to depart on my journey to attend my Cabal at Dresden next month.
When I arrive in Dresden to receive my knighthood from the luminaries of Bilberberg Group on June 9th, I will be exonerated rightly as one of those “four horsemen” so eat my dust you fools.
Just had a look at the Fort McMurray Area in Alberta – that will cool the heels of young Trudeau. Pity NZ has de-forested and not replanted or we could have a bonfire here too – in Northland – burn a few more bridges and stop Winstons Election 2017 Bus in its tracks.
And finally its mine, all mine!!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears, your votes, your ill-gotten gains, your lies and your pony tails… As he arose he cried “My work here is done” and headed to Hawaii…
If you read the writings of Tacitcus ‘s Germainia … you will see that although the Romans came close… they never truly conquered the Germanic tribes … particularly after the battle of Teutoberg Forest…
Funny how a German newspaper forwarded on the Panama Papers… and we just might see this current ‘ Roman plant ‘ get his comeuppance in total disgrace as was the general assigned to subdue the Germans….
My work here is done. Me and my mates have creamed it and run.