Political Caption Competition

Spot the difference: Trick question, both are stuffed.

Spot the difference: Trick question, both are stuffed.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
And only one is soft and cuddly …
Caption: “National had run out of coalition partners, so English was forced to resort to Plan B; bringing out his childhood friend.”
The ultimate juxtaposition – dissimilarities expose their political persuasions
In Opposition, Bill English awkwardly grasps at a product of ‘those dark satanic mills’ – a synthetic monster devoid of character.
What about the wool industry?
It’s not all about poo-cows!
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern continues to warmly embrace eager recipients – real people.
Blinguish, you are judged by the company you keep!
Gone by lunchtime we hope as this thug is another version of Shonkey John Key.
The National Party organisers thought that having a mascot that is one-eyed was very representative of their voters.