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Hey suckers!
I have better friends at Bilderberg, so in June you will pay to send me (un-officially) to Dresden Germany, as I am secretly plotting taking over the world with my Elite mates there ha ha!
So you in NZ are all just a joke!
http://wearechange.org/breaking-news-2016-bilderberg-meeting-location-announced/
http://bilderbergmeetings.org/index.php
Sweet! Now, off to sign another deal for more kickbacks . . .
Shane,-I got kicked out as soon as I heard you were waiting. Now this silly trust stuff, Cooks and all that —I know you won’t worry Winston with any pesky details , so lets have a wee chat–
Why do they call me the “Smiling Assassin”?
“Ha, just threw another dead cat on the table. It worked a treat.
That little Green man asked me to apologise to Emoji and others – me of all people. So I shouted down the Speaker and he threw me out – now that is what everybody is talking about.
Apologies to Cats. But Gareth Morgan will be pleased.”
Some smelly, slippery slime has just slid out from the toilet!
Key barely suppresses laugh when asked if rich people should pay taxes.
Remember when I made “At the end of the day” a household word?
Now the world’s saying it,- so I am so Popular no matter what -fools!
Does my nose look big in this?
” That got me out of hot water – no more grilling from the left. ”
Now for my dip in cold water to wake up some dead brain cells and wipe the silly grin off my face. “
I’m wearing another of my hats.
This particular one is a kippah or yarmulke as some may know it.
Sucked those bastards in again. Piece a cake! You obeyed again David Carter – I’ll make it worth your while.
I’m a liar and a disgrace as a PM but hey – the brain dead love me just the same.
The guaranteed accurate caption for any picture of Key is always the same:
“Liar”