Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
On site at Oravida’s swamp kauri dig in Whangarei.
“At University I had to withdraw from Economics, having difficulty with both the ‘micro’ and the ‘macro’.”
“Eventually I graduated with a degree in Zooology.”
“Work and Income advised me there were no vacancies examining Poo at the Zoo, so I got a ‘real job’ – digging holes. This suited me, not being very good without my abacus at hand – just had to make some ‘educated guesses.’ Nobody checked my figures.”
“Fortunately I was shoulder tapped by the Nats who could recognise “my huge skill sets” – as Bill English blushingly boasts.”
“Ah, it takes ‘one’ to know ‘one’.”
Make it bigger and we can bury sad, in pain and friendless Natz! Poor buggers are so miserable, they keep spewing crap!
I thought “diggers” was Awstralian…
Dig for victory! er…ish.
Looks like nationals plan to circumvent labours new immigration laws. Dig a hole to china…
Why can’t we find something down here to hang our hat on here Steven, asked Bill?