Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
To add Gender to Ethnic Diversity (to add insult to injury):-
In 2017 of the National Party MP’s in Parliament:
– Total = 56 = 100%
– Men = 39 = 70%
– Women = 17 = 30%
Of the 17 National Women MP’s in Parliament –
just 5 National Women MP’s or 9% represent the Mainland.
A flash of colour among the dominant gender!
The Mainland has frequently given rise to National Party leaders, beginning with their first Prime Minister Sid Holland, from Christchurch. Latterly, there has been nine years of PM John Key, followed by Bill English.
Oscar Kightly, on his first visit to the South Island, when stopping for refreshments and petrol on his way to Christchurch, was greeted with “Oh, you wouldn’t be from around here.”
(Oscar Vai To’elau Kightley, MNZM, a Samoan-born New Zealand actor, television presenter and writer. Wikipedia)
Born in Taipei, Taiwan, High-profile lawyer Mai Chen, at seven years of age, immigrated to New Zealand with her family in 1970, the first Taiwanese family on the South Island of New Zealand.
Of the seven Maori Electorates in New Zealand, the whole of the South Island is just one – Te Tai Tonga.
In the largely cooler climate of the Mainland, skin colour other than white is ‘remarkable.’
Ethnic diversity is barely evident in National Parliamentary representation.
The National Party may well be likened to the US Republican Party – the GOP as it is known – ‘Grey Old People’ or ‘Greedy Old People’ – anybody?
Prefects to get bonuses for dobbing in newbies…
And there it is folks, the swamp of squalor!