Political Caption Competition


Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…


Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
“Whale Oil Beef Cake! Beef Cake!” – another satisfied Weight Gain 4000 customer
But they HAVE photoshopped it, Cam!
Float like a fart, and sting like a honeypotted hackerbee.
All muscle and fat and no brains nor ethics.
” My a #@ hole is jealous because of all the shit coming out of my mouth. “
“Oh, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown!—
Oh, woe is me,
T’ have seen what I have seen, see what I see!”
Ophelia – Hamlet
John & Judith will enjoy the good fisting I will give them tonight with these gloves on when we are at Judith’s tonight for our weekly threesome
Tough. Like my sentence!
Don’t worry my good lawyer mate Cathy in Hong Kong will help me out and arrange to have the bugger knocked off…Oh by wearing boxing gloves I cant masturbate…
It’s official. This is FJK’s new minder.
What do I do now you put these mittens on me?
“I’m big, I’m tough, don’t mess with me or I’ll cry all over you!”
I’M WARNING YOU MOJO MATHERS,–Don’t mess with me or my boss.
Look – if you type loads of malevolent crap all the time your fingers eventually rot off.