Political Caption Competition


‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
“Whale Oil Beef Cake! Beef Cake!” – another satisfied Weight Gain 4000 customer
But they HAVE photoshopped it, Cam!
Float like a fart, and sting like a honeypotted hackerbee.
All muscle and fat and no brains nor ethics.
” My a #@ hole is jealous because of all the shit coming out of my mouth. “
“Oh, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown!—
Oh, woe is me,
T’ have seen what I have seen, see what I see!”
Ophelia – Hamlet
John & Judith will enjoy the good fisting I will give them tonight with these gloves on when we are at Judith’s tonight for our weekly threesome
Tough. Like my sentence!
Don’t worry my good lawyer mate Cathy in Hong Kong will help me out and arrange to have the bugger knocked off…Oh by wearing boxing gloves I cant masturbate…
It’s official. This is FJK’s new minder.
What do I do now you put these mittens on me?
“I’m big, I’m tough, don’t mess with me or I’ll cry all over you!”
I’M WARNING YOU MOJO MATHERS,–Don’t mess with me or my boss.
Look – if you type loads of malevolent crap all the time your fingers eventually rot off.