Political Caption Competition

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1. Look – if you type loads of malevolent crap all the time your fingers eventually rot off.

2. I’M WARNING YOU MOJO MATHERS,–Don’t mess with me or my boss.

3. “I’m big, I’m tough, don’t mess with me or I’ll cry all over you!”

4. What do I do now you put these mittens on me?

5. It’s official. This is FJK’s new minder.

6. Don’t worry my good lawyer mate Cathy in Hong Kong will help me out and arrange to have the bugger knocked off…Oh by wearing boxing gloves I cant masturbate…

7. Tough. Like my sentence!

8. John & Judith will enjoy the good fisting I will give them tonight with these gloves on when we are at Judith’s tonight for our weekly threesome

9. “Oh, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown!—

   Oh, woe is me,
   T’ have seen what I have seen, see what I see!”

   Ophelia – Hamlet

10. All muscle and fat and no brains nor ethics.

    ” My a #@ hole is jealous because of all the shit coming out of my mouth. “

11. Float like a fart, and sting like a honeypotted hackerbee.

12. But they HAVE photoshopped it, Cam!

13. “Whale Oil Beef Cake! Beef Cake!” – another satisfied Weight Gain 4000 customer

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