Political Caption Competition

Is this guy with the glasses a waiter? Why is he taking a photo with us?

Is this guy with the glasses a waiter? Why is he taking a photo with us?

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar. The…

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

Full Windsor, Half Windsor, WTF?
Malcolm Turnbull:
Camera, camera one and all
Need not stand against a wall
Camera, camera, held above
Can capture the after-shave image I love
All fresh at start of day
Asian buffet was so okay
Back in Oz have come results – hrr hmm
Same Sex Marriage Postal Referendum
Liberal Party supporters say YES Ho!Ho!
But NO – multi-ethnic Labour voters bellow
‘We won, you lost, eat that’
Might gain the majority back
Make it legal – stop the row
Who’s a happy boy now
Malcolm Trunchbull in ‘Enter the Dragon’…
Malcolm Turnbull:
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who is the youngest of them all
Not The Don and not Xi
Or from Oz, not even me
Trudeau from Canada – Just in
But now – there is Jacin
Emerged amid lightening and thunder
In the Land of Long White Cloud – Down Under
Into the Leadership she was thrust
Her empathy and vision for the future – a must
From the phenomenon of Jacindamania
The Stardust reached to Tasmania
Strutting around, so well prepared
Flicking the pony tail around her head
With that smile and reach to greet
They may well fall at her feet
Jacinda is the youngest of us all
Such courage – she will not fall
The pimple on the world’s bottom…
“The asian mobsters”.
Three little maids from school are we…