Political Caption Competition

I sacrifice this human child to the parliamentary Gods to become Speaker

I sacrifice this human child to the parliamentary Gods to become Speaker

A marxist, the Māori Labour Caucus Co-President, the NZCTU President, Sean Plunket, President of the Māori Party, a Dr…

BOOM – the New RNZ/Reid Research Poll gonna have the Right Wing Hate Trolls a’ screamin’… …suck it up hard…

If I’d sat down to write this three was years ago, I would’ve had Winston Peters up there as one…

Oh Jesus wept, Ensuring local musicians get exposure on stage with huge international acts is the least we can do…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: The US Constitution was signed in 1787 and The French Revolution began in 1789. POLITICAL…

The Alliance Party has released its Foreign Affairs, Defence, and International Relations Policy, a rebuke of the USA-centric philosophy which…
Infantile blabberings, lack of bowel control, tantrums and weeping – BAU for The Speaker.
As well as game-keeper
Given job of baby-sitter
But I will look after her
Just not the whole litter
Couldn’t do job of speaker
Slap down each Nat critter
Over the benches a leaper
Could end up being bitter
Just retire and take super
Into the ring as a hitter
Take on Joseph Parker
That would raise a titter
Damien Thorn presented to Parliament as new Leader of the Opposition.
Hey you loud mouths out there here’s my weapon just in case you can over-rule me as a weak speaker of the house.