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Yes Mikey, New word: em-pa-thy!
Well, well, well!
A picture does say a thousand words.
Going forward – at least you’ll have those to eat.
Maybe you wish you had said unto others, what you would wish they may say unto you.
Cheer up Mike – It’s not like the Porsche got a dent.
The non-existent fiscal hole – NZ’s up 11 billion dollars, the look on Mike Hosking’s face – priceless.
What goes around, comes around Grasshopper…
Right wing mouthpiece freezes, like a possum in the headlights, as he realizes in a horrible awakening moment that all the noxious gas he’d be secreting for years has suddenly turned to shit.
“Why wasn’t I told?”
“All the fudged figures and large lies obviously did’t clinch the deal.”
“So where was Plan B?”
“I believed we were invincible.”
“My political heroes – you told me wrong.”
“A beach house in Hawaii won’t be affordable now.”
“But Bill English was the chosen one!”
When you relies the people you hold ill will against are looking back.
Oh God, my bowel has turned to liquid.
“Cheer up Mike! Mental health is going to be properly funded now so you’ll get the help you so desperately need.”
This is Ground Control to Major Bomb…