Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
Karma makes a play as right wing broadcaster, whilst trying to feign a look of compassionate caring to cover his tracks, literally shits himself!
Word on the street is clothiers are not flocking to provide assistance.
“Fuck! Those Commie bastards will want to publish my TVNZ salary…I’ll have to move to MediaWorks to keep it secret…they’ll make me Garner’s chimp, just like Richardson…Fuck!”
Mike tries eating shit and finds it’s not to his liking.
L0L0L0L0L0L !!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
SUCK ON IT ‘HOSK’
JUST SUCK ON IT !!!
The peasants can vote?
Just had to watch 7sharp last night…..(something I NEVER do) just to watch that hosking anus spin himself into a hole……life is good!
Oh shit now NZ First/labour are spliting TV one off TVNZ and giving it to radio NZ and making it non-commercial!!!
Shit that means i will be fired, oh where do I flee to now????
Fiscal Hole? – repeat, repeat.
Oh Rhett, what will I do? Where will I go?
Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a fuck…
Thought he was greater than the sum of all parts.
But… What about the money? The money! Won’t anyone please think of the money?
Thought about it. And Iv decided not to take financial advice from a priest as his temple burns.