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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Karma makes a play as right wing broadcaster, whilst trying to feign a look of compassionate caring to cover his tracks, literally shits himself!
Word on the street is clothiers are not flocking to provide assistance.
“Fuck! Those Commie bastards will want to publish my TVNZ salary…I’ll have to move to MediaWorks to keep it secret…they’ll make me Garner’s chimp, just like Richardson…Fuck!”
Mike tries eating shit and finds it’s not to his liking.
L0L0L0L0L0L !!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
SUCK ON IT ‘HOSK’
JUST SUCK ON IT !!!
The peasants can vote?
Just had to watch 7sharp last night…..(something I NEVER do) just to watch that hosking anus spin himself into a hole……life is good!
Oh shit now NZ First/labour are spliting TV one off TVNZ and giving it to radio NZ and making it non-commercial!!!
Shit that means i will be fired, oh where do I flee to now????
Fiscal Hole? – repeat, repeat.
Oh Rhett, what will I do? Where will I go?
Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a fuck…
Thought he was greater than the sum of all parts.
But… What about the money? The money! Won’t anyone please think of the money?
Thought about it. And Iv decided not to take financial advice from a priest as his temple burns.