Political Caption Competition

Let them eat Paninis

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NZ First Conference

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Soon to be unemployed mum gets to grips with cooking and living in a vehicle. How long will the party smile last?
They say “you are what you eat” Is that ham your eating Paula?
“What’s the fuss – paninis don’t have human rights either!”
Startled bus passengers discover what they’ve climbed aboard is in fact Paula Bennett and her new dress.
Her offer of “Vote for me and I’ll let you sniff my panini” results in hasty retreat for most.
I’m giving this to a homeless family and one of my old dresses they can use as a tent.
Paula leaks the bus driver’s sandwich…
If I’d put my foot in my mouth after the “Criminals don’t have rights” issue then my mouth is big enough to take this too?
Let them eat paper plates…
Te miti poaka…
Paula models the new line of waistcoat designed to match coach seats…
Gone burgers!