Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“That’s funny, I seem to remember Melania had one of these things too!”
“…and whoever can dig through the earth to Pyongyang will win the hand of my daughter…”
Trump calling a spade … a strumpet!
“Now,how do you hold one of these spade things?”
We´ll be so good for workers when I´m president that our ditch diggers will be using gold shovels.
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“I know what a spade is…”
A golden opportunity to dig dirt on the dirt diggers. “Look out!!!!.
Oh, the sick unreality of this family