Political Caption Competition

No Prime Minister, we can’t make houses, we make cake. No Prime Minister people can’t live in cake.

No Prime Minister, we can’t make houses, we make cake. No Prime Minister people can’t live in cake.

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Hmmm, I wonder if I shouldn’t have called Paula in on this photo op?
Nah…, Its what I do at home anyway, rolling the big stick. You know, while my girlies’ busy, off saving lives ‘n all.
NZ bursting at the seams and strapped for cash?
No problem! I just roll out the dough. Easy fucking peasy.
But please stop askin’ where it’s all coming from, coz how would I know?
Sux munce argo i carn ev’n spell proime munsta an’ now eyes is one.
The trouble with bills pies for the people, its pastry on top nothing underneath with ghost filling, looks good till you bite into it.” Uncle bills pies, for the people”
“That’s it Prime Minister….flat and insubstantial…..just like your personality.”
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We really need to use gingerbread…
Rolling out the base of his signature dish.
Learn’t nothing
“Oh God! When Brownlee hears I got to visit a pie factory I’ll never hear the end of it!”
“Give them cake is our National cry.”