Political Caption Competition


Luxon’s Post-Cabinet Press Conference questioning his leadership was hilariously outshone by Nicola Willis. He managed to look as useless as…

Every time there is a spike in some terrible allegation against Trump in the Epstein Files, he starts a war……

Down 420points! That’s a stoners irony! 3.11% down – one of the largest single day drops since Covid! No American…

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
NZ Police outsourced to Oravida.
“My job back John, or your latest ponytail gets it”.
Guy : Wow, you really are a psycho bitch.
Dont look at me? she’s holding the gun.
Oh my god. This woman is an unrepantent sociopath. Why did I give her the gun ? Let me out of here.
Press conference turns nasty when proper independent journalist shows up.
Colin’s starts her new initiative to significantly reduce the NZ prison population.
Crusher Collins begins executing the poor & beneficiaries as part of nationals policy to make NZ a tax haven for John Keys mates from overseas.
Go to Hawaii John or its all over for you.
Do you know how some people look like their pets – well Judith must have a bulldog.
“Now this is what I will do to anyone, anyone at all who dares challenge me, or questions my (murky) Oravida business deals!”
I mean it key,- you won’t talk your way out of this.-its not Chinese checkers.
Gotcha FJK.
Now, about my bid for leadership of the National Party . . .
That water is mine, and nobody is going to take it off me!
P.s can some one give me more botox. I like my face to be as expressionless as my heart.
I’m the Prime Minister punk, do you feel lucky! well do ya punk?