Political Caption Competition


1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

Based on current polling I think there are 4 possible outcomes in the 2026 Election. OUTCOME 1 – National/NZF/ACT Government…

Winston Peters announcement to hold a referendum to wipe out the Māori electorates is another massive political headache for Prime…

The extraordinary disconnection between the Government’s anti-environment agenda and the consequences of extreme climate events is a yawning chasm of…

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
NZ Police outsourced to Oravida.
“My job back John, or your latest ponytail gets it”.
Guy : Wow, you really are a psycho bitch.
Dont look at me? she’s holding the gun.
Oh my god. This woman is an unrepantent sociopath. Why did I give her the gun ? Let me out of here.
Press conference turns nasty when proper independent journalist shows up.
Colin’s starts her new initiative to significantly reduce the NZ prison population.
Crusher Collins begins executing the poor & beneficiaries as part of nationals policy to make NZ a tax haven for John Keys mates from overseas.
Go to Hawaii John or its all over for you.
Do you know how some people look like their pets – well Judith must have a bulldog.
“Now this is what I will do to anyone, anyone at all who dares challenge me, or questions my (murky) Oravida business deals!”
I mean it key,- you won’t talk your way out of this.-its not Chinese checkers.
Gotcha FJK.
Now, about my bid for leadership of the National Party . . .
That water is mine, and nobody is going to take it off me!
P.s can some one give me more botox. I like my face to be as expressionless as my heart.
I’m the Prime Minister punk, do you feel lucky! well do ya punk?