Political Caption Competition


Down 420points! That’s a stoners irony! 3.11% down – one of the largest single day drops since Covid! No American…

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…
May misses out, just, at recent Star Wars auditions for the next Jabba the Hutt…but her chin was chosen as a stand in for Donald Trumps, judges saying it was the closest thing to a nut sack they had seen in some time.
Oh Lord! why did you desert me!!!
Legendary British reserve finally broken by Irish fascists…
The Maybot demonstrates its new Emoticon feature…
“You told me you loved me!”
” PYRRHIC !!! ” , she cried literally to the assembled reporters… ” IT IS BUT PYRRHIC !!! ” , she wailed repeatedly ….
Schadenfreude
ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German ˈʃɑːdənˌfrɔydə/’
noun
“The pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune.”
Fark I’ve been breached by a socialist!
We all have choices in this life.
Yeah, right.