Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Poi Opec meeting
Wow, woman actually have heads!!!
“Do not listen to Habib making you his 6th wife. I have an opening for #3.”
What sort of pussy does your husband grab…? Oh and you allowed to drive? Has little Donald ever beheaded anyone?
“Oh yes, we certainly do “BBQ” spit-roasts here in Saudi. I’m proposing we try the other kind today though…”
You’re not supposed to like me for my oil. You like me because I’m bad
yes, I have a scarf to cover my head but I’ll save it for the pope.
“That is true for my father.
He is invincible, he can do anything.
He is Donald Trump.
But don’t you try it.”
Yes bibi, free kekaarnastan