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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Poi Opec meeting
Wow, woman actually have heads!!!
“Do not listen to Habib making you his 6th wife. I have an opening for #3.”
What sort of pussy does your husband grab…? Oh and you allowed to drive? Has little Donald ever beheaded anyone?
“Oh yes, we certainly do “BBQ” spit-roasts here in Saudi. I’m proposing we try the other kind today though…”
You’re not supposed to like me for my oil. You like me because I’m bad
yes, I have a scarf to cover my head but I’ll save it for the pope.
“That is true for my father.
He is invincible, he can do anything.
He is Donald Trump.
But don’t you try it.”
Yes bibi, free kekaarnastan