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Painted on eyebrows; phony smile and pearly white teeth cuz I am a good little China Girl.
Now lets crush another car and drink some choco milk.
Love you long time – now pass the free milk and water.
five dollar lovely lovely
“China Girl” by David Bowie.
(Sorry David)
Now let me see what I can do as police minister. Oh yes, I can close 16 Auckland police stations to the public! That should make a difference to government coffers, not having to pay unsworn front desk staff!
Don’t you like the photoshop number? It was a big job for a girl like me. My mates Brownlee and Bennett recommended them. Corrections, that’s the name of the game.
Employee of the month every month – for services to private profit while nominally serving the public interest
To maintain that flawless complexion, Judith Collins will need to tame some of the locals to provide the soured asses’ milk for bathing, which was the secret of Cleopatra’s beauty.
Oravida fresh cows’ milk, Oravida naturally filtered water, Oravida national soured asses’ milk…..
Didn’t I do well! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Government corruption is present too: “Embarassingly for the Government it has been disclosed that Oravida ( The company getting free artesian water in effect ) has a contractual right to export hundreds of millions of dollars of fresh clean artesian water ( Not polluted with Cow shit and piss and fertiliser run off) at the annual price to the local authority of $500( That’s 250 U$ yearly!!! ). John Key (The sell out Prime Minister) is relaxed about it but the optics are not good. Stone Shi and Julia Xu, directors of Oravida are members of Key’s current delegation to China. Judith Collin’s husband is also a director and the company regularly donates to the National Party. Of course there is nothing to see here and nothing to worry about.”
Yes, no doubt Me and Hubby are in on the gravy train. Thankyou John! 🙂
http://thestandard.org.nz/oravida-and-the-water-that-no-one-owns/
Basically NZ is becoming Key and his mates very own banana republic while Labour does sweet f all!
Tee–Hee,-Got something on ya john key.
“I wonder if John will stop off for a cup of tea at the Oravida office on his way to the airport?”
Orivida milk, – as smooth as mothers milk.
Opp’s cameraman, did my script say that?
No my script only says smile and fool the masses as I laugh all the way to the bank.