Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
You want someone to fix it, but as my predecessor said, no-one owns the water……
At least they aren’t Natz voters, so no big rush to fix things here.
We can build the diving board here
PM vows to make all towns’ main streets swimmable by 2025
Can’t we produce another Venice; – so we can at least attract tourists here?
We are at the thin end of the wedge, it is only going to get a whole lot worse,.
Note to self, shouldn’t have had all those children. lol