Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
Bill English: “Sir Richard Branson is one of the pre-eminent leaders of global business and it’s a great privilege to have him here in New Zealand.
Sir Richard Branson: “Thanks Bill, it’s great to be here. Have I told you about my progressive ideas for converting New Zealand’s dirty dairy industry into ecologically sound commercial cannabis production?”
Bill English: “I have no idea who this stupid fucking hippy is. I’ve never seen him before in my life!”
“He says he’s English but I can’t understand a word he says…”
“That shirt doesn’t save you. You’re basically an uncool dude, dude…”