Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
“And the winner is Nick Smith’s “swimmable” river standards! Oh my God, sorry folks that’s a mistake. The winner is actually Bill English’s “employers tell me Kiwi workers can’t pass drug tests”.
“I’d like to thank my mom, my pa, and great-great-great granpaw Jefferson for making all this possible…”
“Folks, there’s been a mistake. Democracy did not win. Moonshine is the winner…”