Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
No thanks Billy boy no need to share your sheep with us , Ivanka and I are quiet satisfied in bed and out
Err, no, because Labour
Hi Donald!
We have lots of sheep here in NZ and I have been luckier than you as our voters are all asleep & mimic sheep also, so I am not attacked as you are already being by MSM and people demonstrations that we seldom see from our human sheep, so do you need my help?.
Agree 100%, the Big Double Dipper is fortunate that a majority of the NZ voting public actually are sheep.