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Luxon: Just as well we lowered the swimmable river standards. All good everyone! You’re completely safe to swim!
What I would say to you is I blew what was left on KFC to win a few votes from the folk who have just lost every thing .The poor buggers think I actually care ,but the real voters know I dont care as I have said many times over the last couple of years .