Political Caption Competition

It’s all going swimmingly

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Luxon: Just as well we lowered the swimmable river standards. All good everyone! You’re completely safe to swim!
What I would say to you is I blew what was left on KFC to win a few votes from the folk who have just lost every thing .The poor buggers think I actually care ,but the real voters know I dont care as I have said many times over the last couple of years .