Political Caption Competition

Spot the Christmas Cracker

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Representing the ‘Stained Class”?
The Reds in your Bed: Gang of Four plot Far Right’s downfall via weaponised incompetence.
Gosh another childish comment from Pat O’Dea.
You the Supreme Judge bob1st with the experience.
The Prime Minister has another no pants dream
All in red? Labour supporters then? ( And I thought they were stupid!)
So thats his plan ,fuck the country completly so National never get elected again .
After next year’s election we thankfully will not see pictures with this entitled prick again.
A wonderful family, of that there is no doubt.
No mind no doubt
We sure are full of wonder, Bob1st but don’t know what you are full of, can only guess.
I’m sure there’s a Bob hiding in their closet.
Red, with a touch of green, is coming back into fashion.
That is such a nice colour scheme you have noted – gives you a big tick.
Another fake christian family pretending they all love each other ,but behind closed doors who knows .