Political Caption Competition

Government’s controversial new homelessness policy

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
The axing of iwi radio’s national te reo Māori news service raises urgent questions about democracy, media freedom, and who gets to be heard in Aotearoa.

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
Professional butt sniffers have competition
Left to right.
Dog No.1: I’m staying at arms length from this prick.
Dog No.2: Are you that bloody loser from the failed coup? I like to hang out with winners.
Dog No.3: Yeah I know.. I drew the short straw, now I have to hang out with this rat.
Is that baldy Luxon in the dark on the left? These eggheads all look the same to me, characterless, alien.
Dogs can be noble even with tongues hanging out dripping saliva, whereas Gnatactack politicians doing the same are……..fill in preferred word. Need shakespeares ‘What a piece of work is man (and he embraces she in National coalition).
Three stinky useless mongrels but the dogs look good
Winston has made 2000 dogs unemployed so he will be there with 1000 on day one .
Meet the new National cabinet – they’re smart, loyal, and charismatic – and they drink from toilets, which effectively what the rest of NZ will be doing as privatization of water proceeds.
Well said Stuart