Political Caption Competition

Fiddler on the Roof

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar….

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

Health and Safety give all clear as they say even with a fall the brain cannot get more damaged.
“Just two squirts and this public housing eyesore is ruined, freeing up the land for profitable development.”
Spray grip hit the roof
“Drink 2 Litres of water. Check.
Seal myself to a roof. Check.
Now to prove trickledown theory works……..”
Look no scaffhold BROOKE THE CROOK SAYS WE DONT NEED ANY .
When you can’t fix real problems, just spray over them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOmZMycN0Gg
This is the song for Seemore to get up on the roof. He should join another band of Drifters away from the bad company he keeps and look for different pigeons to snare.
pigeon Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com › define
A pigeon is a label used to describe a male in which a female does not, and will never, take seriously. A pigeon, just like a peasant, is automatically …
Man rehearses to be Atlas Network Santa Claus (complete with toxic spray that kills poor people).
After being offered KFC, the young offender decided to come down from the youth facility roof.