Political Caption Competition

Fiddler on the Roof

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Health and Safety give all clear as they say even with a fall the brain cannot get more damaged.
“Just two squirts and this public housing eyesore is ruined, freeing up the land for profitable development.”
Spray grip hit the roof
“Drink 2 Litres of water. Check.
Seal myself to a roof. Check.
Now to prove trickledown theory works……..”
Look no scaffhold BROOKE THE CROOK SAYS WE DONT NEED ANY .
When you can’t fix real problems, just spray over them!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOmZMycN0Gg
This is the song for Seemore to get up on the roof. He should join another band of Drifters away from the bad company he keeps and look for different pigeons to snare.
pigeon Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com › define
A pigeon is a label used to describe a male in which a female does not, and will never, take seriously. A pigeon, just like a peasant, is automatically …
Man rehearses to be Atlas Network Santa Claus (complete with toxic spray that kills poor people).
After being offered KFC, the young offender decided to come down from the youth facility roof.